vineri, 1 martie 2019

Classic Premium Aquaman Costume for Men, Apple Green/Safety Orange, Size XL | Charades

Aquaman Don't Care We've all heard it before. You know what we're talking about. All of the Aquaman jokes. Snide remarks about how his only power is talking to fish or comments about how his best friend is an octopus. They try to claim that Batman and Superman are both cooler, but you know what? Aquaman don't care. First of all, he's the Atlantean king. That's right, the king. Of the oceans. You know, the ones that cover MOST of the surface of the Earth? Second, the guy has lifted a cruise ship out of the ocean with his bare hands. That's probably around 100,000 tons. Let's see Batman do that. He also wields a magical trident that can summon storms, command the mighty flow of the ocean, and it can even shoot a freakin' lightning bolt at his enemies. Aquaman can do all of that, so why would he ever care about a few puny humans making some petty wisecracks about his telepathic abilities with fish. (On a side note, having an octopus as a best friend would be totally awesome.) Everyone sho Discounted at only: US$ 89.99


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